Category Archives: instagram

How to “tone” your body.

This is one for the ladies. Almost every woman that has ever come through the doors of Kaos has, at some stage, said they want to be more “toned.” Usually I’ve erupted into a self serving rant about how “toning … Continue reading

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Stupid Conditioning

Fitness can be defined by whatever you’re trying to be fit for. For example, being fit for rugby is different to being fit for powerlifting. Conditioning is the process by which you become fit for whatever task you’re trying to … Continue reading

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Let’s talk food.

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Let’s talk about food baby, let’s talk about you and me, let’s talk about all the ways in which you’re the same as everybody else and you don’t need a special snowflake plan. If I hear one more time “I … Continue reading

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Lessons in pain

This was written a few months back, only posting now. Pain I woke up at 3.30 last night with tears streaming down my face. I had more pain in my neck than I ever thought was humanly possible. If it … Continue reading

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Big Benching 101

Wanna bench big numbers? Better get working on some technique son. Benching is the lift that I see most people mess up badly (whether that’s because more “bros” bench than squat or deadlift probably has something to do with it … Continue reading

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How to be an instagram “#fitfam” fitchick.

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Want to become a famous instagram fitchick? Well if you aren’t genetically blessed with a tiny waist, great ass and pretty face then there’s no hope for you. But if you do, the following tips will get you exactly where … Continue reading

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